Extra Yards of Fabric for Extra Suffocation

Just in case neither of these tents suffocate their inhabitants, that huge flap of death perched precariously above them should do the trick.

Blanket Fort of Destruction

This child is very proud of the weapon of mass destruction he just created. Way to go, murderer.

SNL, this is scary and also not funny.

Digital Short of Death

America's Hat is big and floppy.

Canada is threatening!

WHEN FLAGS ATTACK...

They have formed an army and they are out to suffocate us all.

I like these flags just fine.

 Edible, non-fabric flags are okay. They probably won't suffocate you because you can eat through them.
delicious flags

Squirrels and I have a lot in common.

We are both scared of (comparatively) large flags. Check out the amazing story of these brave squirrels, saving the lives of other small forest animals from certain fabric-induced doom. Flag-fearing Squirrels

Brave little souls.

Not my kind of flag football

Why are these flags so effing big? That fabric bobcat head could eat the whole band, if the wind was just right.

 This is why I never went to football games. And because the football team sucked. And also the stadium doesn't serve booze.

Tents can kill.

However, it would probably not upset me too much if a few clowns got fabric-crushed.

I hate AIDS as much as the next person...

but this AIDS quilt is a little ridiculous. Aren't we trying to save lives rather than suffocate millions of tourists in our nation's capital??

I'm not sure who decided this would be a fun game, but it was probably the same person who invented the ever-popular children's toy: Bag O' Glass.

I think this ginger in the middle knows what is about to happen to her. This is a ginger-related hate crime.

This is not a flag, but this air dock is a big fabric-covered death trap.

FLAG FIGHT! Just kidding. Everyone underneath is suffocating. So both flags win and everyone else loses.

Canadians also display unnecessarily large flags. WTF Canada?

This flag could easily suffocate hundreds of people.