Flags kill tens of people every decade. Other unnecessarily large pieces of fabric are also lethal. I blame Betsy Ross. That skank started this whole epidemic.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Tarp Trouble Indeed
Shout out/blame belongs to one of my favorite Chicagoans, Katie Walsh. This would probably funny if it didn't bring on an immediate anxiety attack and shortness of breath.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Extra Yards of Fabric for Extra Suffocation
Just in case neither of these tents suffocate their inhabitants, that huge flap of death perched precariously above them should do the trick.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
I like these flags just fine.
Edible, non-fabric flags are okay. They probably won't suffocate you because you can eat through them.
delicious flags
Squirrels and I have a lot in common.
We are both scared of (comparatively) large flags. Check out the amazing story of these brave squirrels, saving the lives of other small forest animals from certain fabric-induced doom. Flag-fearing Squirrels
Brave little souls.
Brave little souls.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Not my kind of flag football
Why are these flags so effing big? That fabric bobcat head could eat the whole band, if the wind was just right.
This is why I never went to football games. And because the football team sucked. And also the stadium doesn't serve booze.
This is why I never went to football games. And because the football team sucked. And also the stadium doesn't serve booze.
I hate AIDS as much as the next person...
but this AIDS quilt is a little ridiculous. Aren't we trying to save lives rather than suffocate millions of tourists in our nation's capital??
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